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If you would like a last minute same day out-call appointment and you're nervous I wont get to your email in time, feel free to text me your desired time & length of meeting to 07379417613, I'll then call back when I have a spear moment and begin the booking process.

I make it my business to respond to all same-day appointment requests within 2 -hours of receiving it, please allow room for delay if you're getting in touch during un-social hours i.e 3am in the morning. 

Patience is a virtue, being an independent, self funded,  filmmaker, means I spend a lot of time working on my personal projects, however I'm always touched & filled with excitement, when a potential paramour reaches out & I make it a priority to reply, so be patient with me, I promise I wont leave you hanging. 

Until we meet xx